It's just like my dear old daddy used to say. "Sweet Parker," he'd say, "payback's a bitch."
So, yesterday I was naughty at the grocery store & snuck up on Mighty Mouse from behind. Today I'm in class fighting over a gun with the Goddess of War & we bump into Mighty Mouse doing the same with her partner, and what nobody but me realizes is I'm getting hammered in the forehead over & over & over with Mighty Mouse's gun as we slam into each other. I now have a nice visible lump on my forehead and a new regard for karma. As well as a fear of mice.